1) A pair of shoes will last a lifetime.
2) You never have to do any chores.
3) People wait on you hand and foot.
4) You get money for doing nothing.
5) You feel virtually no pain.
6) You don't have to look for a seat in a crowded room.
7)
Your personal chauffeur takes you where you want to go.
8) You never get your clothes all sweaty (you don't sweat below the
neck).
9 You're never tempted to shoplift.
10) You'll
never get germs from doorknobs.
11) There's no reason to be
afraid of needles.
12) You can endure a beating like no other.
13) You'll never mess up wet nail polish.
14) You won't pick scabs.
15) Short lines at amusement parks
16) Everyone politely opens doors for you.
17) Your feet
never fall asleep.
18)
People move out of your way when you are driving (you get the
right-of-way).
18) You don't have to clap at a really lame speech.
19) You're not very physically abusive.
20) You'll never be agitated by a wedgie.
21) You'll never step your
foot in gum or dog dookie.
22) No one can completely critique how well your clothes fit since
you're always sitting.
23) No more writers cramp .
24) You won't trip.
25) No
one cares if you're short.
26) You're never responsible for cleaning up your mess.
27) You'll never get blamed
for loosing something.
28) Add some?
